Adventures of Barbarella

V day quotes

P
What are you wearing on Thursday? Tell me. I'm gonna go to your blog and say "heh. I already know what she's wearing on Thursday"

Birthday Boy quotes

Told ya x

Very Important Plans

DIANA
OMG I was gonna write down in my diary something really important that's happening on the 17th and I've completely forgotten.

 

 

Email of the day

FROM: MOM
TO: DIANA
Diana, get your sister one of those small wallets from Miu Miu that she saw. Ask her if she likes it first, send photo -Sent from my iPhone

FROM:DIANA
TO:MOM
Ok. I'm around Notting Hill today with Rhianne but I can go there on Monday- Sent from my iPhone

FROM: MOM
TO: DIANA
Ignore, Carlota wrote it - Sent from my iPhone

Quote of the day. Ladies at lunch.

"It's chemicals. It's nothing to do with us"
(Rhianne on why we choose the wrong men)

Recoverings

ALEX
Hey

DIANA
Hi...

ALEX
I'm Alex. Are you here to see p?

DIANA
Yea I am

ALEX
(looks at me up and down) I can tell

DIANA
ha.

No, no no..

DIANA
So how are your new friends?

P IN REHAB
Well, everyone here is so..

BFF

[having coffee with my best friend Alex.]

DIANA
I wrote about that subject on my blog...Do you ever visit my blog?

ALEX
I don't have time
 
(...)

NYE Quotes

Mc.
Do you like that guy over there in the white shirt?

D
Nice but not my type at all... 

Mc
What do you like?

D
Rockstars

Mc
I can give you Mick Jagger, he's easy...

D
hahaha..i love him. Oldie but i might just take it. 

Quote of the night

VICTORIA
Austin almost got kicked out by the bouncer for wearing women's clothes then not enough clothes

Can't get no

facebook

 

Quotes of the day

 

 

 

 

Quotes of the day

P
I gotta pick up a few thousands later

DIANA
Eighteen thousand?

P
No just a few thousand. I know you could find a way to spend the eighteen thousand!

DIANA
Well, you know that Orient Express tour I mentioned...

From the archives

( a page in a diary, 2008)

"i always get into trouble. Michael wants sex in exchange for my coat. I can earn 1000 per hour for that and get another coat. "

 

I can't stop laughing.

I was feeling like violet today

 

 

Quote of the day

DIANA
I quite like what you did with Noel Gallagher. But then, I don't sound like him

5094502

[phone rings]

Front woman in Silver Fox

You all know I love a bit of dress up. I found this fox fur collar the other day at Portobello and I'm getting seriously dependant on it. It even looks good on this jacket.

The cuffs

You might or might not know, that I am obsessed with cuffs

quote of the day

DIANA
You're leaving the mattress all dirty, and then my mom has to sleep on it. By the end of this, you're gonna owe me a mattress

P
The gift of gratitude that you give me, is... priceless

DIANA
No it's not. I'll calculate how much and send you an invoice

P
hahaha

 

Halloween quotes

SID

He's ordering things, do you want another drink? 

DIANA
No

SID
What do you want to drink?

DIANA
Oh actually I'll have some tap water

SID
She wants a whisky coke

DIANA 
NO. TAP WATER!

SID
Come on don't be boring. Oh who ordered two of these? Now you got two whisky cokes

DIANA
 I don't want two whisky cokes. What are you drinking, coffee tequila on the rocks?

SID
I don't like whisky 

 [later on that evening after misplacing multiple drinks and with different friends in another venue] 

MARCUS
 I'm just gonna have some water? do you want anything? I just had one of those mini bottles of champagne

DIANA
Yes tap water

[4 tap waters & lemon later]...

 

[on the phone]

DIANA
Hold on. A guy just came over in his car and asked "how much". People are RUDE!

S
What? No way. Are you wearing hotpants and a bra?

DIANA
Nope fur coat.

And hotpants, yea 

Were you trying to impress me or something

M
Let me know when you're free. Or you can come to the club. At 2500 pound the cheapest table. You can't buy a drink, you have to buy a bottle. Hardest door in London

DIANA
I was there two weeks ago. Free entry, free drinks, vip area

THE USUAL!

Conversations while watching telly. Dogs.

- Bam. I got 300 followers on twitter. That's because I was tweeting about dangerous dogs earlier. Peter what do you think about dangerous dogs?

- Don't like them

- I think any animal that has a jaw that can kill a human being- is a problem, period

- I agree. What is the Tool Academy? That sounds cool

- You'd absolutely hate it, it's even more dumb than Bridezilla, plus it's not funny

- Ah 

- I'm talking to Phil he says it's down to the owner. And yes, sure, but It's not just "the owner". A chihuahua isn't gonna do shit, let's face it, there are breeds that have a certain potential, and some that don't. It's like, we gotta stop giving deadly weapons to idiots. It's like in America, you make weapons available, people get shot

- In america we have the right to bear arms. I can strip down any weapon

[pause] 

- That's cool. What does that have to do with dogs?

- Nothing, but we are taught to use them properly, responsibly

- Yea that's cool, you guys learn how to use it, in the same way people should be legally obliged to learn how to educate their dogs, if they're gonna have these sort of animals in their apartment, that's all I'm saying. And they are in a completely different category to small breeds

- Yea

- Everyone who doesn't understand this is, is retarded, and should be murdered

- I agree, by their dogs

- I'm SERIOUS! It makes me furious.

- I'm serious too!!

 

[pause]

 

D- I want a little doggie

P - Me too

Blast from the past 2009

 

we're in studio kickin it and are saying hello to beach girl

hellooooo studio crowd xxx give a kiss to everyone from me

k,..thats 5 kisses then

fine

2 said theys accept a kiss from me on your behalf ...2 no.

guess im loosing my sex appeal

hahaha

diana they guys here just did an album with the guy who engineered Bohemian Raps by Queen

well then i must kiss them

see? my plan was good

 

Genes

- That Kamasutra raspberry souffle is so good. I'm not gonna tell you what I do with it
D- MOM!

I don't remember doing it either

P- it's so funny. You came home about 3am last night, took some photographs and walked out. What was that about??

The Soundtrack of my life

[Getting dressed for a LFW show]

 

P- (singing) Mini is choosing her shoes. Choosing shoes is miiiiini. So many shoes to chooose from...

- Stop, i can't find my shoes you're not letting me think

P- So many shoes to chooooose from, because mini needs her shooooes on

- Shhhhhh

P- I made you two excellent songs today, one about cherries, one about shoes

 

WORK

- Are we doing the piano?
P- No, you wanted to record it again. I'm getting in touch with your coach
- Oh that's right. That's cool. I have so much stuff to do with this clothing order still. Calculate the VAT, write down all the prices. Make the website. But I can't make the website without my computer. Which is fine, since I don't even have the pictures
P- Oh yea. Who's gonna take the pictures?
- You

Quote of the day

"wow it's amazing! it comes off so fast!"

Peter from the bathroom after I've given him acetone to remove his nail polish

Quotes of the day

D- does she have a cat?
- yea
D- aw is he cute?
- yea sweet little thing, looks like her.
D- Hm

[pause]

D- I wonder who keeps Cleopatra's jewels

- that's random

---------------

- would you like a cider? I can go and get one
D- no I just wanted a sip
- you just want mine
D- yea i just want a bit of yours

---------------

[during production]
- love how your voice breaks there
D- oh isn't it lovely. Isn't it delightful to listen to my voice over and over and OVER again!!
- oh isn't it just...!

Evening show at the Waterrats

I'm doing well taking photos. We'll see what happens in Winter when there's NO light after 4pm. Because I have no life before 4.

Beaded cape - Vintage
Tank top - American Apparel
Shorts - Siwy
Belt - Levis vintage

Why it's stupid to have male sales assistants in the lingerie section

SA- Do you need any other sizes
D- Actually. This 32A is a bit big on the band, I'll try it in a 30B if you have it ..or even a 30C
SA- I'll look for it

(...)

SA- I don't have any 30 left but I can give you a 34B or C?

[carlota looking at me while I'm doing my pilates exercises]

C- Why are you rolling like a meatball?
D- I'm rolling like a ball
C- Oh
D- Not like a meatball

P- I really appreciate this towel you gave me. Everytime I'm naked and I put it around me I think of you
D- oh thanks

D- Hey peter. come down listen to this
P- what is it?
- a song
- ...which one?
- the Hot one i was doing
- hm...I'll listen to it in the morning
- you're so laaaazy
- It's really late now and besides
- Are you sleeping?
- I'm doing mathematics
- show off
- I am

Fun in the bath

P- I'm going to the bath. Can I have a go with your ducks?
D- Sure!
P- Do they have names yet?
D- Actually yea
P- heh what are they?
D- Tommy Lee and Bernie
P- which one is Bernie?
D- The one that looks more...aloof

T- [on the phone] yea I'll send you a picture of her see how pretty she looks. [to me] do you mind?
D- Nope, do it
T- OK

[flash. pause]

T- hehe..he says he'd rather be staring at you than at his computer screen
D- oh tell him i have a website

------

D- are you gonna wear that? but we're wearing white to the Park today
P- No, you're wearing white, I'm wearing this. Come on let's go
D- Don't you have a white shirt?
P- No

[pause]

D- Yes you do
P- I think i have one, hold on

D- Wow look at that, my blog visits are over the roof today
Peter- Oh yea. Why do you think that is?
D- Because I put up pictures of you

Quote of the day

"If i was prime Minister, anyone playing a bass of more than 4 strings would be fucking... ridiculed. Death of a thousand cuts! How can you have so little taste? It's just vile."

P.

[Flicking through photos in the studio]

- Bam!
- You're saying that to every picture.
- They're so hot.

Oh that one!

and that one.

BAM!

Bam!

- Do you say "bam" everytime you look at yourself in the mirror?
- sometimes.

I'm in a cab coming back from the supermarket. Phone rings

D - hey
-hey
- Did you just wake up?
-hehe yea..?
- God that's late. I mean, really late. How was last night?
- i can't remember much, messy... what time is it?
- 5:28...quite a respectable time to wake up even for you. Where are you?
- I'm not quite sure
- Ok. Turn around. Is there a girl next to you?
- hehe...not right now...

Sent from my iPhone

During a filming

- ok let's get ready. Are you hungry?
D- No? Oh I was just stroking my jacket cause the leather is so soft. I'll stop
- *sigh* okay everyone ready, not touching themselves or each other. Lets go

 

Sent from my iPhone

Ironing my clothes

Sent from my iPhone

Today i met a furry white chihuahua

Who came running up to me wiggling her tail!

-oh hi!
- you are so cute.
- you are so pretty
- i love you too!
And you're wearing a pink DRESS! Oh my god.
-where's your mommy?
-Do you have a mommy?

[pause where i secretely hope she doesn't]

- Oh there she is

Sent from my iPhone

"I'm almost done"

Sent from my iPhone

i got some drumsticks in the mail today?

[on the phone with my sister]

C- Diana please. I'm with a male model from Select can he stay in your flat in London for two days please? He's so nice . He's gorgeous. He really needs to crash somewhere
D- When?
- He really needs, just two days. You'll love him. My sister is blonde, so beautiful. You'll love her
- Will you not say those things? Are you drunk??
- Diana he's gay, it's cool. You guys are gonna get along so well. You're both clowns
- Fine tell him to come over, but i need to know when
- Diana he's a top MODEL! He's all over fashion week Milan, LONDON PARIS
- I said OKAY. You're ALWAYS with models!!
- I know right.

Pilates

 [Doing pilates on the terrace while my sister is sunbathing]

CARLOTA
Diana why are you rolling like a meatball?

DIANA
(huffing & puffing)  I'm not rolling like a meat ball... I'm "rolling like a ball"

CARLOTA
Oh. Looks more like a meatball to me