Adventures of Barbarella

Oh my God. i did not know of this

I think i draw the line in dressing up like a dog

did i say dog? i meant horse

 

It looks like a **** duster? Much respect to them though, none of that frilly silk, just good ol' handmade leather! 


I'm browing through a couple of things and I love their jewlery (ooooh and it's my birthday in just a few months!)

The skull death pendant with cirzconia...



The very elegant and always practical claw...




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Victoria's Secret - Best Of

there's always a first time

This post is dedicated to the first time i've gotten a letter from lesbian lady who offers 3000 dollars per day

Happy creeps week!

John Mayer's twitter reads

"Last night I gave the sloppiest bowl job of my life"

I read that as BLOW JOB, and I'm sure lots did, too! john you're not helping the rumors.

UPDATE: Just re-read the whole thing which is so funny. The whole thing reads:

"Last night I gave the sloppiest bowl job of my life. I must have bowled like 8 guys, and then just sort of gave up before anybody finished"

i love him

Dear Durex,

I have a drawer full of condoms and I don't even use condoms. Looks like I'm either a really good girl or a really bad one. Either way, please make your boxes less colourful and shiny as to not to attract compulsive shoppers like myself. My boyfriend must think I'm cheating on him.

Thank you.

xoxo

PS- Also your dildos look weird. Those are coming nowhere near me

it's true that you mostly regret what you don't do

but unnecessary and unwanted oversharing, is very regrettable too

(which is what this blog is for, right?)

This doesn't hurt

I came across this picture and though...she looks like a cool girl. I wish I had her body.

Then I noticed..oh, she has a necklace like mine.

And she's wearing my BRA! BITCH.

Wait-

cup of tea

 

"May my quivering lips taste the coolness of yours as the warmth of my eternal love enters you and stays with you forever"

Quote that refers to necrophilia.