Men are twelve and so are women and we never change.
Therefore and because I was never raised with male children, I am researching to understand what's going on in my boyfriend's heads.
My little cousin is a great example of a regular, confident alpha male. I have approached the subject in several circumstances, and noted down his reactions.
The Phone
He wants to have one and he loves the games but he doesn't like using it to talk. Subject is tense, forced, shy/moody, gets distracted. Doesn't want to talk about his day. Says bye.
Also, he never calls me back when I ask him to. It makes me really upset but he doesn't give it any importance
Meet Ups
He doesn't respond to plans suggestions by myself, but then I'm told by his mom that he constantly asks her when she'll take him to see me. Hypothesis - He doesn't want me to know that he wants to see me. But why?? Mixed signals
Activities together
He invites me to go play videogames in his room. Appears uninterested in going to the park for a picnic
Physical Approach
Subject is hugely responsive in person, and is fascinated by my boobies (and those of other people) and tries to touch my bum. Super inappropriate out in public.
Sometimes in the middle of a conversation, he gets bored stands up and leaves the room.
Holding Hands
Only if we're crossing the street
Eccentricities
Demands I accompany him to the toilet when we're out. (Thankfully grown men don't do this)
Presents
I've never gotten anything from him. He doesn't know when my birthday is
Sleepovers
He's quite happy to sleep at mine, and particularly interested in sleeping in my bed
Kissing
Never wants to kiss me hello or goodbye, and never in front of other people. I have to force him a kiss on the cheek. When obliged, seems happy enough...MIXED SIGNALS
Communication of emotions
When asked if he loves me, he says "of course not" and laughs
Favorite topics of conversation
Girls, models, sex, my boyfriends and that they look gay, war, weapons, being a virgin or not, sports, mobile phones and computers
Surprise bragging
Randomly throws "I have the biggest willy in my class" into the conversation
TV
It must be on. Likes eating in front of it. Leaves the dirty plate around, somewhere.