Adventures of Barbarella

Karl

A mysterious collar arrived this morning.

The great thing about brunettes is

Pink lipsticks look so hot


 
(wig. 2008 photo. My friend Sandra inspired me to look for the pic)

I'm kind of bored

I guess I'll dress up like Marlene Dietrich? And then swim in a blood pool or something?



I would have done it but it was really cold. Jumping into really cold water is pointless. You get cold. And that's all that happens

I went to that exhibit on post modernism the other day at the V&A, and -let's get this out of the way, post-modernist does nothing for me- BUT there were some good ideas like people dressing up as other people and recreating scenes on photos. That's something I'd like to do.

Years ago I used to visit that website 43things, it was really funny. OMG it still exists! It's very motivational. Which reminds me, I am totally getting my drivers license this year.

(Don't believe anything you hear from other people or from me on the internet.)

I spent two hours doing yoga today. It was amazing, I miss it.

Well sleep time. x x

 

Diana

I've been watching "Snog Marry Avoid"

For those not in the UK, it's a makeunder kind of show where people with excessive flair and slap on are stripped of their character.

Permeable as I am, I took all the bad habits from the people they were making under (aren't they fabulous?) and did a big fat Nuts Magazine makeup on myself. Because Poster Girl is my alter ego of choice.





For today's trashy look you will need:

- MAC Prussian eyeshadow
- YSL black liquid eyeliner
- Giorgio Armani #3 lipliner
- Chanel Maline lipgloss
- Max Factor 2000 calorie mascara, which is just what I had on before all hell broke loose and reaaaally is not a good option for this look. If you're devoted, wear Dior Extase and some falsies.

Happy Birthday to me & Marilyn!

 

Today I'm going to:

- Pick up lots of red velvet & chocolate cupcakes (maybe a cookie cake? I love cookie cakes)
- Sing because I have to, and also because I want to
- Wear my tiara out in PUBLIC. I do not care about the consequences.
- Read a lot of Jules Verne
- And spend hours and hours on the phone

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EDIT: I didn't realise today would be sunny! What I AM gonna do is go to the park and party.

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EDIT: Austin just sent me a video of me on my birth day:

Things I love about Ibiza

The coconut ice creams.

The sea. Even on a rainy day

The loud splashes of daisies amongst the wilderness of a sidewalk

The humour

The freedom to go practically naked, anywhere!

my yoga/pilates space

The Ad-Lib fashion

The unpretentiousness, dirt and all

The recycling bins!

The food.

The blinding, blinding white, LIGHT.

The fields. The energy

the peace

 

This could be me dancing many things

But knowing me, it can only be the TOXIC dance!

Gotta celebrate every Britney launch doing Toxic

I encourage anyone to do it with me!

Today I came to see Eve

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Food Chronicles

Today I had:

A toast with strawberry jam and butter
Strawberry tea

A crepe with banana and nutella (at portobello)
A small quiche
An orange juice

Half a pinneapple

A mojito
Chocolate cookies

Risotto

Great i told tommy i wouldn't go out cause i was working and now i'm drunk on ONE mojito

I didnt know how to

I didnt know how to decline this date so i just didn't answer in the end

That was the rudest decision, ever

I never know what to say. "i'm seeing someone" sounds horrible

"i already have plans" sounds so totally rigid and fake even if it's true

I asked a guy friend what to say and he said I should just say "no"-that's guy advice for you-

And then he invited me for a drink

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Can Opener

I thought this was the funniest thing ever when he goes and opens the tuna

 

 

So funny!

I had to take it home
 

UPDATE: This cup has been STOLEN from Unity studios where I was working : ( If you find it, GIVE IT BaCK to me

I'm alternating my hedonism novels reading by reading about the philosophy of mother God. It's really addictive. It has a lot to do with buddhism and traditional religions.

I'm not sure what will become of me if I'm left without internet or boyfriend for another four days, I might just turn into an elaborated specimen of the modern feminism ruled by the philosophy of cosmetics.

 

Someone has been having tea at Liberty's again today...

'It's customary in good society to take a light refreshment at 5 o'clock'

Oscar Wilde

Justified.

Addict de jour

Green Tea - Jasmine. I can't stop drinking it I'm having over 10 glasses a day, and I only woke up at 3pm

 

Confessions

i am addicted to tea...

i am addicted to chocolate truffles...

i am addicted to boyfriends...

i am addicted to makeup...

Therapy completed and sins aired. Let's go sleep in peace.